July 2012
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“Here’s a general rule. If a guy wants to be with you, he WILL do everything he...”
– The Angry Therapist
Amen, Angry. Amen. I say this all the damn time, and this counsel has always served me well.
(via runswithpoodles)
me: hi
family: oMG she's out of her cave!!!! it's a miracle!!!!! lololololol
me: bye
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GOAT APPRECIATION POST
rainbowsaola:
HOLY SHIT IT’S A GOAT
GODDAMN THERE’S ANOTHER ONE! CHECK THOSE FLOPPY EARS!
FUZZY WUZZY BOO BOO BABY
YOU CAME TO THE WRONG NEIGHBORHOOD MOTHERFUCKER.
GOATS MAKE GREAT PARENTS
FUCKING ‘COOKIES AND CREAM’ GOATS ALL UP IN THIS SHIT
TEH ITTY BITTY GOAT COMMITTEE
GOATS LOVE THE 80’S
WON’T FIND A SPEC OF RACISM IN THESE FRIENDLY BEASTS
GOATS AS FAR AS THE EYE...
a house isnt a home unless it has wifi
colinfirth:
buttpower:
you never really know someone until you play uno with them and the motherfuckin asshole hits you with a draw four
#friendship has no place at the uno table
9pm: "I'm going to bed now."
10pm: "I'm going to bed now."
11pm: "I'm going to bed now."
12am: "I'm going to bed now."
1am: "I'm going to bed now."
2am: "I'm going to bed now."
3am: "FUCK."
4am: "FUCK."
5am: "OKAY."
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Maybe one day you'll pour your heart out for me...
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I like to play this game where I look at my boyfriend and realize no one else can compare <3 :P
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Radio station 1: Call me maybe
Radio station 2: Payphone
Radio station 3: Wild ones
Radio station 4: What makes you beautiful
Radio station 5: Where have you been
Radio station 6: Somebody that i used to know
Me: *Veers car off bridge and drowns in lake*
WHEN YOUR PARENTS BUY YOU SOMETHING:
prettywittleliars:
korilovesducks asked: Mooty i was trying to download PO but before i downloaded it said it may be harmful to my computer and blah blah so i downloaded it anyway. Then i went to play and it said i needed to update when i just downloaded the latest version 2.0.05 so im confused :O do you have any tips? you can answer privately if you dont want it to spam your dash :)
theskycracked-deactivated201303 asked: I really liked that personal post you just made, it really hit me, and made me think something I haven't done in awhile. I wish you the best through your struggles, mooty keep staying awesome! ;)
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If I had to pick one thing I own to keep, what would it be. What if I was limited to one thing and I had to lose all else.
I’m so sentimental, every night I cling onto a plushie that Stephen got for me within the first month or so into the relationship. To me it represents the beginning, there’s just a happy vibe and innocence to it. The plushie itself doesnt matter, it could have...
Watchfuckyeahnightmares:
popsofpudding:
fuckyeahnightmares:
do you like my dance moves
SLENDY CALM DOWN
im working it
Anonymous asked: M: Is there anything that you'd never do for any amount of money?
seilseilseil asked: G, H, K, Q. c:
katsumara asked: Hell yeah. Fuck those random encounters.
wilechase asked: hi
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It's officially TMI Tuesday, let's do this
A: Who was the last person to piss you off? What did they do?
B: Do you miss your ex? What would you do to get them back?
C: If you had to choose between your best friend or your significant other dying, who would you choose?
D: Everyone has a few demons, what's your worst one?
E: Have you ever cheated on somebody?
F: Are you a virgin?
G: Do you believe in ghosts?
H: If you knew your girlfriend/boyfriend would be truly happier without you, would you leave?
I: If you liked someone with a terminal illness, would you still date them knowing they might not live much longer?
J: If you sold your soul, what would it be for?
K: Would you ever kill someone? What would be a good reason?
L: Have you ever told a big lie, one that you felt bad for? Did you ever come clean?
M: Is there anything that you'd never do for any amount of money?
N: Would you consider yourself vain or narcissistic?
O: Are you open minded, or do you judge people and things before you give them a chance?
P: Politics, what are your thoughts on them?
Q: Do you prefer peace and quiet, or loud chaos?
R: Religion, what is yours? Do you believe in a god?
S: What is your sexual preference (straight, gay, bi, pan, ace)?
T: What is your favorite sexual position?
U: Has anyone you knew ever died? If so, who?
V: Do you ever want children?
W: If you could live anywhere in the world, where would it be?
X: Do you do drugs? Drink? Smoke?
Y: Is there anything you wouldn't do for love?
Z: Would you ever have sex for money?
Normal People: I cant wait for that party tonight!
Me: I cant wait for post limit to reset
i remember reading somewhere that most laugh tracks were recorded in the 50’s and most of the people laughing in them are dead. which totally makes sense because no living person would laugh at the big bang theory.
Shortest Horror Story Ever
carry-on-my-wayward-vagabond:
You were drawing on the wrong layer the whole time.
mrsjesus:
“Man, Pokemon has gone to shit”
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Person says: hi
Negative effects of smoking marijuana:
dufflebag-of-spraypaint:
You now have less Marijuana.
Why being a girl isn't working out for me:
Body: Oh, guess what time of the month it is!
Me: Please, god, no--
Ovaries: ALL SYSTEMS GO0O0O0OO0OO0O0O0
Brain: I quit. i quit. kittens and cupcakes and no one loves me. oh my god salty snacks i am furius
Me: Please, guys, calm down--
Face: TIME TO RUIN EVERYTHING YOU HAVE EVER LIKED ABOUT ME. I'M GROWING MOUNTAINS, BITCHES.
Brain: And now I'm ugly! shbdksdnksbn
Torso: Time to practice labor. cramp this bitch up. GO GO GO GO GO GO
Me: STOP IT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!
Stomach: lol clothes cant fit you anymore. you are bloated. you are now a balloooooooon!
Me: I hate you all
Brain: I KNOW EVERYONE HATES ME I AM SO DEPRESSED. we need to procreate.
Face: Lol, i'm not done yet.
Uterus: what did i ever do to deserve this?
Brain: you just wait uterus. they're going to make you hold a baby for like 10 months straight.
Uterus: You mother fuckers.
Torso: CONTRACT!
Me: I quit being female, I am now a llama.
Brain: Me gusta.
kanyewesticle:
the problem with money is too much of it belongs to people who aren’t me
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jkellemn0p:
i actually really love it when someone remembers small details and quirks about me or addresses me by my name at unexpected times like at the end of a sentence and i don’t know why but i just really, really do.
bukkakewindmill:
a real travesty is that wacom named their site wacom.com instead of wa.com
brobecks:
my mom’s wedding is coming up so i made a playlist what do u think she will appreciate the gesture
