parent: why hasn't ____ been round lately? I thought you were friends
me: well they turned into a cunt
Anonymous asked: OH MY GOD MOOTY NO. PLEASE DO NOT TELL ME YOU THINK YOU'RE UNATTRACTIVE. YOU'RE SO FUCKING BEAUTIFUL. OH MY GOD.
me: I should go shower now
(five minutes later)
(another five minutes later)
(yet another five minutes later)
(more five minute intervals)
someone: (goes into the bathroom)
me: wow fuck you I was JUST about to go take a shower
How to be ugly
Step 1: Look like me.
thisisnotmyfairytaleendingg: i look really cute when i wake up and by cute i mean homeless
vg-muffin: WHAT I SHOULD BE STUDYING: WHAT I’M REALLY STUDYING:
what do you want for your birthday?: video games
what do you want for christmas?: video games
what do you want for valentines day?: video games
what do you want from the grocery?: video games
what do you want to buy if you won the lottery?: video games
I give great advice
Friend: Ugh work is so boring right now.
Me: Set things on fire.
dallasboi1992 replied to your post: dallasboi1992 replied to your post: You know,… Ok…How about asking your parents for the password? Already tried, theyre under the impression I don’t know what Im doing. I already got the problem fixed so its not like I care but Id rather not fuck with other peoples stuff.
dallasboi1992 replied to your post: You know, there is a way to configure your router’s security from WPA2, for the sake of battling, and back again if that’s what you prefer Is there a way to reset the password? By resetting the whole router which is rude since its not mine and clearly my parents intended it to be that way…
How am I ok on two hours of sleep after being up...
._. body you make no sense
dorumon asked: You know, there is a way to configure your router's security from WPA2, for the sake of battling, and back again if that's what you prefer
meghaltow: Raise Your Weapon - LIGHTS and...
blazn asked: Sup Mooty. I'm bored so I decided that I wanted to thank you for not having your music auto play on your blog. There's a special spot in heaven reserved for you. Also, I was reminiscing on the time we used to be on neopets everyday, and I thought to myself, "wow i must've been a loser" and then I realized I spend my life on tumblr every day, every hour. I just can't...
Anonymous asked: In a friendly wayy.. Lol Like teh new picc u look pretty
me all school year: omg when is summer
me on the first day of summer: ok what now
alrightlightning asked: Anon is just Jellicent that you have Steve and they don't. Don't worry, Anon, you'll find someone someday.
Anonymous asked: u dont deserve steve. he got u that expensive card and that cool figure and u never love him publicly like he does. he tries so hard to get ur affection and u never give it back publicaly like he does. i would love him so much more than u do
workathome123 asked: The Tumblr Entrepreneur Association is offering Tumblr members a way to work at home and make money on the Internet. No Bullsh*t. Go to this news article for more info newslink5[dot]com
Loving the Updated Tumblr app.
Seriously the old one was awful.
someone at school: what are you listening to?
me: no one you know or like
Things that annoy me
kelseycantimewarp: slow internet when the internet is slow when you’re on the internet and it moves slowly that thing that the internet does when it moves slowly something that moves slowly called the internet
Me: I won't get jealous I won't get jealous I won't get jealous I won't get jealous I won't get jealous
Me: Who's this fucking whore